Thursday, December 5, 2013


They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach - I am not sure it still works but surely a good meal can soften up the heart (especially if you are very hungry).
Today I want to tell you about the way to a woman's heart. 
Remember the joke, "How to make a woman happy"? A man needs to be a mighty number of things (which still doesn't guarantee 100% success rate) to make a woman happy.
To lighten the mood here’s the joke…

How to Make a Woman Happy 
  It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

  1. a friend
  2. a companion
  3. a lover
  4. a brother
  5. a father
  6. a master
  7. a chef
  8. an electrician
  9. a carpenter
  10. a plumber
  11. a mechanic
  12. a decorator
  13. a stylist
  14. a sexologist
  15. a gynecologist
  16. a psychologist
  17. a pest exterminator
  18. a psychiatrist
  19. a healer
  20. a good listener
  21. an organizer
  22. a good father
  23. very clean
  24. sympathetic
  25. athletic
  26. warm
  27. attentive
  28. gallant
  29. intelligent
  30. funny
  31. creative
  32. tender
  33. strong
  34. understanding
  35. tolerant
  36. prudent
  37. ambitious
  38. capable
  39. courageous
  40. determined
  41. true
  42. dependable
  43. passionate
  44. compassionate


  45.! give her compliments regularly
  46. love shopping
  47. read her mind
  48. be very rich
  49. not stress her out
  50. not look at other girls


 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
  52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
  53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


  54. Never to forget:
   - birthdays
   - anniversaries
   - arrangements she makes 

  1. Show up naked
  2. Bring food & beer

To make a man happy, all a woman needs to do is to show up naked with food and beer. (laughs)
I think it's very funny but also partially true.
Read the list of partner requirements in some women's profiles and you will probably find the complete 101-list with a few optional extras.

-- "Can you really make a woman happy?"
Permanently, she probably needs a child for that, but temporarily, you can soften her heart just as much as a naked woman with beer and pizza can soften a man's heart - IF you know what women want from men.
Most of all, women want UNDERSTANDING.
This is why women like to talk, so that she can help a man understand her. But because what she wants changes several times a day, it's pretty hard to deliver to her what she wants.
So, forget what she says. Because she doesn't really know what she wants - she thinks she does but if you do as she asks, she may still not be happy because you didn't do it "exactly" in the way she wanted you to do it (you know what I mean).
I understand the ultimate men's frustration with trying to make a woman happy.
So, don't try to make her happy! 
Just concentrate on the task of bringing a smile to her face and getting a sincere "Thank you" in return - it's much easier believe me.
Because women want UNDERSTANDING, she actually doesn't want to tell you what will make her happy - she wants you to figure it out by yourself and then deliver it in a perfect order and then she will be happy (temporarily).
MOST of this happiness will come not from what you actually did but from the fact that you "understood" her.
I know, go figure!

So, let me give you a helping hand here...
Every woman in summary wants to:
1.   Feel beautiful and needed
2.   Become even more beautiful and attended to
3.   Be considered health-conscious and Earth-saving
4.   Be considered elegant and fashionable
5.   Stop pimples on her face
6.   Get gifts from her man

To further expand this …here are a few ways to sneak closer to her heart. But remember…scoring (getting laid) doesn’t mean you’ve entered her heart…she might just be using you (like u do them player).
And that is why some of them get shocked when you drop the L bomb (I love you) on them. So here goes a lil list of to-dos if u want to have a chance.

 Do the Above...SHOW THE RING!!!  LOL
 Be Yourself. Don't try to act like anyone else. Remember you are at your best when you are yourself. And, if a woman loves you truly, she will love you for who you are. Remember you cannot always act like somebody else, very soon she will discover and she won't be impressed.(wuss)
Approach her: Be brave and make the first move. Society has programmed it this way. Women feel awkward to approach a man. She may like you but she will never approach you. So guy, take the first move, it is only manlike to do so. Do not fear rejection. Remember when you approach a woman, there are only two probabilities; acceptance or rejection. And all men are usually rejected at some point in their life. (even the jocks)
Pay attention to your looks. Be neat and smart. And always remember your shoes. Women usually notice the type of shoes which men wear. Dirty shoes are a “tell off” to women. Always polish your shoes well. You don't have to have very expensive shoes, only make sure they are clean and in good condition. (Career jock…bikers in dirty boots get laid all the time too so remember there are always exceptions to rules)
Be caring. Every woman wants a caring man. Learn what she wants and care about her feelings. When she tells you about her problems, empathize with her but don’t always try to offer solutions, she doesn’t always need that. (Blend of wuss and jock)

Tell her she is beautiful. This reassures her a lot.

Compliment her. One thing which women value much is their hair. Tell her that her hair looks beautiful/stunning. This is sure to earn you a smile! Always notice when she has done a different style. Hair is the most valued asset to women. Also complement her clothes. If she looks stunning tell her so. Another thing to watch out for is her smooth skin, tell her you love it. Every woman usually needs compliments to survive. (pthew… wuss)

Protect her. Women feel safer when near a man who loves them. Remember women are usually afraid of many things, some untold. They need someone to be strong for them. Put your arms around her. It makes her feel protected. Hold her hand, play with her fingers gently. When you are walking at night, hold her in your arms, she will feel very safe. Let a woman lean on your shoulders when she feels weak and also hold her and gently stroke her hair when she cries. (Yeah…jock)

Be a gentleman. Open doors for her, pull her seat and always let her in first. (Heehaw!!!…wuss flag is flying)

Be masculine. Every woman loves her man to be strong. Help her with tedious work for example carrying some heavy load or even changing oil in her car. Always show her you are strong. Women love the masculine physique and usually when they watch football, they secretly admire the masculine swagger of the players. Show her some swagger too. You will never go wrong. (You’re riding shogun JOCK!!)

Give her attention. Always be willing to spend time with her. Call her to ask how she is doing. But never be too much available. Women need men who can connect to them emotionally. The best way to win a woman's heart is through emotional connection. For women, emotions matter more than everything else. Always talk to her and try to be understanding. (Mainly wuss but not so bad huh... lil blend of jockitude)

Study her. Know everything that she likes and dislikes and you will be better placed in relating with her.

Give her little gifts. These mean a lot to her. Jewelry is a good start.

Personal values. Have important values in life. Show her you are human and also show her you are intelligent. Women love intelligent men. Women will always ask you about certain topics when they want to test your intelligence so the more you know, the better. However, be yourself and acknowledge what you don't know.

Learn how to flirt with women (She needs a reminder why you’re the man she fell for…often)

Be fun to be with. A good sense of humor is quite an advantage.

Be honest. Women don't like men who lie to them.

Be Unpredictable.  A man with a little mystery and spontaneity is never boring.

Be good with her friends. If her friends like/love you… you’d be surprised the kind of advantage you would have. Its like playing soccer at your own home territory.

Be Ambitious. A woman likes it when you’re a man that’s always on the go…successful but never satisfied... (Most women though).

Last but not the least (at all)…Be a Good Lover
A number of women only read of orgasms in books and see it in videos. Give her one or two regularly and you can keep her for life if you add the other advice given above so far.
These and more Exist…but you know women.
There is no completely understanding them… its like each one comes with a different instruction manual.
All I know is the power button and volume controls all work same in all of them….LOLZ

So…. i’ll talk to you again soon.
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